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Professional Procrastinator

Color: Heather Navy
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Regular price  £32.00 Sale price  £23.00
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Description

Give the woodworker in your life a shirt that speaks their language. This collection of woodworking-inspired graphic tees celebrates the hands-on craftspeople who aren't afraid to get sawdust everywhere—with bold designs and even bolder humor.


Why They'll Love It: Whether they're building masterpieces in the workshop or turning scrap lumber into something special, these shirts capture the woodworker mindset perfectly. Each design honors the dedication, precision, and creativity that comes with the craft—plus the inevitable splinters and "one more cut" mentality.


Built for Comfort, Made to Last: Printed on the legendary Gildan 64000—the workhorse of blank tees. Soft, durable, pre-shrunk 100% cotton that holds up through countless washes, workshop sessions, and everything in between. It's the kind of shirt they'll reach for again and again.


Perfect Gift for: 🪚 Woodworkers, carpenters, and craftspeople 🪵 DIY enthusiasts who live for the weekend project 🔨 Anyone who believes there's no such thing as too many clamps 💝 The partner who wants to gift something they'll actually wear


Features: 

👕 Classic unisex fit 

🏷️ Tear-away label for comfort 

💪 Heavyweight 5.3 oz fabric 

🧵 Double-needle stitching for durability 

📏 Available in multiple sizes


Give them a shirt as tough as they are—with a sense of humor to match.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Cotton Construction - Classic comfort with reliable durability. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight midweight fabric keeps you comfortable whether you're in the shop or out.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette designed to fit most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem provides strength where you need it most, built to handle real work and repeated wash cycles.

Quarter-Turned Construction - Seamless side body eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time, preventing twisting and distortion.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue or irritation.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a UK-based company that prints its' t-shirts in the US. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.